Player Ratings: Seriously though, HOW does he keep getting picked?!

by GMac88 Saturday, 14 April 2018 05:08 PM

Six points from safety. Six points dropped. Six thousand reasons to dislike Lee Camp and the fact that Chris Coleman has a love affair with his ineptness. Time to rate the players.

Player Ratings: SET PIECES AGAIN MAN! Sunderland throw away fantastic chance to ignite survival hopes

by GMac88 Tuesday, 10 April 2018 09:35 PM

It's almost like they don't want to relegate us. Sunderland's stars were threatening to align as all five of our closest relegation rivals - all the way up to Reading, lost. Far less surprising than that - we conceded a set piece to throw away two points.

Player Ratings: Midfielder/winger shine again but wasn't enough for Sunderland on the brink.

by GMac88 Saturday, 07 April 2018 04:55 PM

Paddy McNair's fantastic opener wasn't enough to give Sunderland a much needed three points. Other results meant that a win might have dragged Sunderland back into the relegation battle - but it wasn't to be.

Player Ratings: Lee Camp is Lee Camp but these players let us down

by GMac88 Monday, 02 April 2018 07:04 PM

Overall it was probably a good performance, subjectively, for a Sunderland side. Defensively we were let down again and perhaps the likes of Aiden McGeady and Bryan Oviedo failed to provide that final piece of quality in the final third. Time to rate the players!

Player Ratings: Small city across the globe implodes as Ashley Fletcher among others have a blinder!

by GMac88 Friday, 30 March 2018 09:36 PM

Can you believe it??? A glorious day made up of stuff that nobody in their right mind would expect to happen. We scored four. John O'Shea scored. Perhaps more miraculously - Ashley Fletcher scored a cracker. What's ganin on?! We haven't got a clue, but time for you to rate the players anyway!

Player Ratings: Hell (the SoL) freezes over as these players embarrass themselves AGAIN

by GMac88 Saturday, 17 March 2018 07:25 PM

Quite fitting that on the metaphorically coldest day at the Stadium of Light in it's history, I freeze alongside all the other maniacs who think it's a good idea to waste one of the few days off we get in this working world watching this bunch of w**kers.

Oven-mitts, attack of the Fawn - doing NOWT beats Sunderland - Player Ratings Results!

by GMac88 Sunday, 11 March 2018 08:09 PM

Once again, despite how dire things are, you helped us out by rating just how bad the players were yesterday. Thanks - here are the results.

Player Ratings: Anything higher than a 1 a steal for this player (pun intended)

by GMac88 Saturday, 10 March 2018 08:35 PM

Ruiter...Camp...Steele...does it really matter who plays anymore? Each one has been responsible for vital points dropped this campaign, points which would probably see us out of the bottom three.

Two forced and two tactical changes expected from Coleman for QPR game

by GMac88 Saturday, 10 March 2018 09:15 AM

There was nothing midweek to suggest that Chris Coleman got his team selection on the money, with the winger experiment flopping harder than Ashley Fletcher in a 1v1.

Top six & bottom six Sunderland performers from Sunderland 0-3 Aston Villa

by GMac88 Wednesday, 07 March 2018 08:40 PM

This morning we asked you to complete the arduous task of reviewing the performances of a bunch of heartless bottlers. Thankfully, you obliged and here are the results!