Player Ratings: Small city across the globe implodes as Ashley Fletcher among others have a blinder!

Can you believe it??? A glorious day made up of stuff that nobody in their right mind would expect to happen. We scored four. John O'Shea scored. Perhaps more miraculously - Ashley Fletcher scored a cracker. What's ganin on?! We haven't got a clue, but time for you to rate the players anyway! [More]

Player Ratings: Hell (the SoL) freezes over as these players embarrass themselves AGAIN

Quite fitting that on the metaphorically coldest day at the Stadium of Light in it's history, I freeze alongside all the other maniacs who think it's a good idea to waste one of the few days off we get in this working world watching this bunch of w**kers. [More]