Player Ratings: SET PIECES AGAIN MAN! Sunderland throw away fantastic chance to ignite survival hopes

It's almost like they don't want to relegate us. Sunderland's stars were threatening to align as all five of our closest relegation rivals - all the way up to Reading, lost. Far less surprising than that - we conceded a set piece to throw away two points. [More]

Player Ratings: Small city across the globe implodes as Ashley Fletcher among others have a blinder!

Can you believe it??? A glorious day made up of stuff that nobody in their right mind would expect to happen. We scored four. John O'Shea scored. Perhaps more miraculously - Ashley Fletcher scored a cracker. What's ganin on?! We haven't got a clue, but time for you to rate the players anyway! [More]

Player Ratings: Hell (the SoL) freezes over as these players embarrass themselves AGAIN

Quite fitting that on the metaphorically coldest day at the Stadium of Light in it's history, I freeze alongside all the other maniacs who think it's a good idea to waste one of the few days off we get in this working world watching this bunch of w**kers. [More]