Can you believe it??? A glorious day made up of stuff that nobody in their right mind would expect to happen. We scored four. John O'Shea scored. Perhaps more miraculously - Ashley Fletcher scored a cracker. What's ganin on?! We haven't got a clue, but time for you to rate the players anyway!
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