The last time we added a 'whoop whoop' to a headline, we were told George Evans was a done deal. Ok so it never happened - but it very nearly did until Sunderland walked away. This time it's Charlie Wyke.
Nearly there, our writing competition closes on Sunday.
Not so long ago it was an absolute chore writing about Sunderland.
Wahbi Khazri says the presence of Yann M'Vila at Saint-Etienne was a big reason he opted to sign for Les Verts.
Turns out the mystery midfielder Sunderland have lodged a bid for is actually George Evans of Reading.
Another slightly concerning pre-season game against Non-League opposition this afternoon as Sunderland labour against Hartlepool.
Julio Arca was Gareth Southgate's first signing when the England boss was manager at Middlesbrough.
Sunderland's first team squad landed back at Ponteland airport yesterday afternoon.
World Cup fever reaches a peak this afternoon as England take on Sweden in the Quarter-finals. Henderson and Pickford may be flying the flag for Wearside, but there's been a load of Sunderland-related stuff going on at this tournament.
You'll have to wait a couple more weeks to get your hands on Sunderland's new kit for the 2018/19 season but you'll get a glimpse next week.